piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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