OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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