is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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