I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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