somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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