ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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