what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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