..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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