:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize