Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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