Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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