Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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