Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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