My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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