sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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