Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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