it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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