he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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