i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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