I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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