life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
not ubering you a puppy
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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