I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I think people are normalizing furries
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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