I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Mom said you looked used
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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