You just made me feel so damn special
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I think pants incapable of making pants work
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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