i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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