You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?â€
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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