hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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