My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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