He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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