Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
