She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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