: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
God I need to hump something, right now.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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