hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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