is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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