Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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