I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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