My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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