Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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