We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I see more hoeing in ur future
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