dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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