fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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