no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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