And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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