his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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