no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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