problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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