your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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