dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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