Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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