I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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