Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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