You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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