dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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