Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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