He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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