She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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